This Is Bullshit

Santa's delivers 2+ billion presents to children in a 24hr period and has been doing so for the past 1743 years, i think he's probably getting a bit sick of it. 

Krampus

Ever wondered why Austrian children are so well behaved? Meet Krampus. Krampus is an alpine thing, it's a devil like monster thing that comes on the 5th of December to punish or kidnap bad children. He's a basically the Anti-Claus....

Procrastinating

Bah!

I'm reaching the tired and fed up point in my week...

Dia Del Los New Pen

Got a new pen yesterday, a big chunky wedge thing. Did this Dia Del Los Muertos thing for no particular reason.

Badges!

Super busy this week, here are some badges I ordered...

Experimental Seex (A Font)

I came across this today www.myscriptfont.com and thought I'd have a shot. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you 'Experiment Seex Font.otf' (Free for personal use)

http://www.dafont.com/experimentalseexfont.font

Bark

His bark is worse than his bite...

Fingerprint Monster

My entry to the Redbubble Monster Challenge

Vote for it here:

http://redbubble-monsters.strutta.com/entry/3753458

The Window

Some days I just stare out the window...

Sometimes Life Throws You A Curve Ball

I think drawing in pencil might be my favourite thing to do in the world. 

The Booby Trap

I purchased this booby trap from IKEA's new Acme range and this is how the bloody thing arrived. It took me 7 and a half hours to assemble then all it did was punch me in the face. Worst Looney Tune ever.

I Can't Sleep

In the middle of the night I can have everything I could ever want. I can buy milk, eggs, bread, sweets, cheesy pasta, you name it, I can talk to millions of people over 24 different time zones, I can gamble, I can work, I can watch films, I can play games. I just can't sleep.

Paul's Whisky Dreams

A wee commission for friend and colleague Paul Carnie. He likes whisky.  

I Remember When This Used To Be All Fields.

I've done a sort of set of pictures about living in isolated places ("The Suburban Misanthropic Isolation Fantasy" or "Please Fuck Off") and now I doing the opposite end of the spectrum where buildings are built on top of buildings on top of buildings. 

These a based on the Favelas in Brazil and on Kowloon Walled City (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139914/A-rare-insight-Kowloon-Walled-City.html), which was bulldozed down in 1992 presumably for being 'too insane'.